Paris Hilton is out promoting something again. I don’t know if it’s swimwear or herpes, but I do know that she looks hot. There I said it. I don’t care what you guys think, because when there’s a skinny blond dressed like a stripper, I have to call it like it is. I’m not happy about admitting it, because I know I’ll have to live with the consequences (aka your angry emails), but suck it up. Stop being a baby.